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You can always tell when the little girls come over
When you're rich and want to go duck hunting, but it's out of season.
When you're a fully mechanical organism, but that last Vivaldi Symphony was the sh*t!
If you're inspired enough, you can do anything.
You're going to govern, and you're going to like it!
When you're trying to adapt to the weather changing from summer to fall
You can almost feel the love in the room, almost.
When you're just trying to look busy so the wife doesn't give you more sh*t to do
When you're owner says he's better at the doggie paddle than you are...