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Surprise mu'fuqa
Clearly someone didn't think this through...
Taxidermist trolling didn't go as planned.
Lincoln didn't die for this.
Apparently he didn't like her cooking.
Well, that didn't go as I planned.
Now I'm curious what site she bought this from, and how she didn't know what it was.
Didn't know that site was for stories.
Vodka and Redbull made him think he had wings, he didn't.