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Two things a man doesn't want to hear after sex...
He's really versatile and doesn't seem to age.
No officer, this doesn't count as a motor vehicle.
Doesn't work... uhhh.. a friend told me.
Snowboard backflip doesn't go as planned.
Doesn't matter. Still Foxy.
Doesn't matter, had hard sex.
Let's hope the carpet doesn't match the drapes, style wise.
If he doesn't go up. He dead.