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Mad at who? I have pizza fries... let me enjoy them in peace!
Cursing relentlessly would be much more limited if I had this.
Could also forget all the mistakes I've made... Just seconds ago.
DAMN YOU INTERNET!!! I HAD DREAMS!!!!
I knew she thought I was hot, but damn!
I'm just going to lay here now...
I don't think that went as planned. Just a guess.
I have a few office buddies I need to forward this to.
I hope they all freeze! Those bastards!