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Well, that's one thing to do with Ice Cream.
Two of a man's favorite things.
Susan's gymnast audition tape didn't go as planned.
Perm's. Not even once.
It's just facebook I said. She didn't believe me.
When a girl says she's married after you bought her a drink.
The reason I don't want kids.
And that's how we discovered Bigfoot was just a really lonely girl.
It's just a "watch the teeth warning" she gets it.